Baltimore's Man About Town

There are two types of people in Baltimore — those who know Yong, and those who will.

Civic pride, a wall of the city's finest, a flamingo calculator, and a whole lot of showing up.

Yong Taing in pink sunglasses with a flock of flamingos🦩 Man about town
You're on the play side

Play hard.

This is the man-about-town life — civic pride, the oddball Baltimore traditions, the Wall of Fame, and everything that makes Yong Yong. The person, not the résumé.

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Work hard.

Where Yong does the job — websites, custom tools, events, the side hustles, and the press that follows. Here to hire him or see the work?

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The Story

The Legend

Yong Taing

Connected to everyone. Known by all.

Yong is that rare human who shows up everywhere in Baltimore — and makes everything better by being there. Part community architect, part accidental local celebrity, part committed flamingo scholar.

He helps organize the Mayor's Christmas Parade, races down 36th Street in Hampden's toilet bowl race, pilots a team in the AVAM Kinetic Sculpture Race, leads space telescope outreach that brings the cosmos to neighborhood kids, spins the mic as a karaoke DJ, bleeds orange and black for the Orioles, models, collects everything pink, and somehow knows your cousin.

Equal parts Forrest Gump and Ferris Bueller — a connector and a tireless champion of civic pride. Baltimore's most connected man.

"I didn't set out to know everyone in Baltimore. I just kept showing up — and Baltimore turns out to be a city with a very large heart in a very small zip code."

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Mayor's Christmas Parade
Helps organize it every year
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Space Telescope Outreach
Bringing the cosmos to Baltimore kids
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Flamingo Aficionado
A serious scholar of an unserious bird
A Champion of Civic Pride

The things that make Baltimore Baltimore.

Yong doesn't just live in Baltimore — he shows up for it. From Hampden to the Inner Harbor, these are the traditions, oddball races, and neighborhood institutions he champions, organizes, and drags his friends out to every single year.

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Mayor's Christmas Parade

Helps organize Baltimore's beloved Mayor's Christmas Parade in Hampden — one of the city's largest and most cherished holiday traditions, marching down 36th Street every December.

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Kinetic Sculpture Race

Pilots a team in the AVAM Kinetic Sculpture Race — the American Visionary Art Museum's wonderfully absurd 15-mile race of human-powered art machines across the city's streets, harbor, and mud.

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Hampden Toilet Bowl Race

A proud competitor in Hampden's gleefully ridiculous toilet bowl race — porcelain thrones on wheels, racing down the avenue. Peak Baltimore weirdness, and Yong wouldn't miss it.

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Space Telescope Outreach

Leads space telescope outreach that brings the cosmos down to earth — connecting Baltimore's curious kids and families with the wonder of the universe and the science being done right here in town.

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Pink & Flamingos

A devoted scholar of all things pink and a lifelong flamingo aficionado — Baltimore's unofficial flamingo ambassador, channeling the spirit of John Waters' very pink city.

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The Connector

Above all, a connector — the man who knows everyone and introduces everyone. If Baltimore is a small town wearing a big city's clothes, Yong is the thread stitching it together.

Photo Albums

📸 The Gallery

Parades, portraits, flamingos, and friends — the visual record of a man who's always there. (Photos rolling in soon.)

✦ Featured Event

ST-Arts × Science

An evening where Baltimore artists and space scientists came together to make work inspired by the cosmos — telescopes, paint, and a whole lot of wonder under one roof.

WhatArt × astronomy collaboration
WhereBaltimore, MD
Hosted byYong Taing
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The Network

Community & Network

The people and neighborhoods that make Baltimore feel like a very small town with a very large heart — from Hampden to the Inner Harbor.

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Six Degrees → Two

The whole city is closer than it looks. If you need to know someone, Yong already does.

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Every Neighborhood

Yong shows up across the whole city, not just one corner of it — from Hampden to the Inner Harbor.

🗺️ The Flagship Project

Meet Smalltimore Live

Baltimore is a small city with a big network — and Yong is living proof. Smalltimore Live turns that into an interactive map of the whole city: who knows who, who shows up where, and how everyone's connected. Map the connections, explore by neighborhood, and find your 3-degree path to anyone in Baltimore.

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1City, fully mapped
Connections
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Who knows whoMutual friends, shared events, and the hidden ties across the city.
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By neighborhoodDiscover connections from Hampden to the Inner Harbor and beyond.
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Your 3° pathFind the shortest chain of intros between you and anyone in Baltimore.
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